February 2012
67 posts
Today at karate...
Me: Sit down....No no! Like you are pooping....wait no! You don't open your legs like that when you poop...hold on a second...unless you poop like that?
Kiana: Sit like you're on a horse.
Me: ....OH! I GET IT NOW! Horse stance....Wow! I just made that connection. Okay.
Watchsemperannoying:
manueltruiz:
princesskathy:
luanlegacy:
kelvinjcco:
OMG! I can’t! LOLOLOLOL
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNN!!!! SHE DROPPED THAT HOE!
I wonder what happened after… LOL
Holy shiiet o_o
WHITE GIRLS YO. WHITE GIRLS
#whitegirlproblems
Watchthatsthepowerofpinesolbaby:
0ne2:
yourly:
OH MY GOD
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
LOL
Entertained me for a good 5 minutes.
I just did a one pager about why I love eating.
“Eating is one of my favorite activities. I pretty much rely on it to survive.”
Then I added pictures of me eating food…This is A+ worthy.
AHAHA!
All these little girlies crushin on Jer now! Ahaha! YOU’RE NEXT BRUDDA! Just wait till the actual movie comes out! These girls are just from watching the promo….HAVE FUN!
rudyfrancisco:
Free show tonight at UC San Diego. 7 pm. Price Center East Ballroom
#40
I forgot how “good” I am at public speaking. I should feel embarrassed, but I’m not…because I won. har har
8 years & 4 months...
Hahaha
Anthony: Let's go AJ! One arm push ups!
AJ: I can't! I don't have one arm!
Anthony: Yes you do!! You have two!
Just gotta say
BT’s warm-up today was prettyyy darn hilarious.
Black belts in training.
There is no such thing as “can’t”. There is only “I choose not to”.
arthurjames:
Gift me your presence rather than presents.
Your gift may come from the heart but time with you is priceless.
Now my kids think I'm a loser!
I was giving my “motivational” talk today in karate…”What’s self-discipline/respect/confidence blah blah blah”, and I was on a roll! “Be the better person!”, “Do good in the world!!”. And then I asked,
“OKAY! So what if someone goes up to me, and says “Hey! You’re ugly!” …What do I do?”
Then one of...
“Memories are our way of keeping the past alive. Some are so painful we never...”
Who's down?
Let’s go to a local McDonalds and set up a candlelight dinner… cuz we classy!!
truepitome:
Just let my love adorn you…
Miguel...
superjan:
pvlse:
i can’t wait for everyone to profess their love for me tomorrow hopefully its not everyone at once that’ll be awkward
HAHAHAHAAH.
Soooo
I guess Peyton Manning is going to be my momma’s boss soon…..
Oh, he’s coming over to the house? K that’s cool.
Life Lesson.
If someone has a problem with you, let it be that person’s problem and let it be your gain.
Life Lesson.
Doubts are born in your thoughts, and as you dwell on them they grow more influential in your mind. So stop thinking of why you can’t and start taking action to show how you can.
Life Lesson.
If you are chasing something, the very fact that you must chase it means that it is moving away from you. Rather than chasing something directly, consider attracting it into your life.
When you chase after anything, whether it is a relationship, money, a job or anything else, it can be a bit frustrating. Because you are focusing on something external to yourself, over which you have very little...
“Hey we’re drinking chocolate milk!…Cheers to black history month!”